They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Swampy family
Their house is a museum
When people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Swampy family
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So put a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Swampy family

They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Swampy family
Strange
Deranged
The Swampy family
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FeaturingChuck Schumer as Gomez Nancy Pelosi as Morticia Mitch McConnell as Uncle Fester Hillary Clinton as Grandmama Adam Schiff as Pugsley Dianne Feinstein as Wednesday and Joe Biden as Lurch |
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This is scary stuff. These people have served in elected office for far too long:
- President Joe Biden has been in Washington since 1973
- Senator Mitch McConnell since 1985
- Senator Chuck Schumer has been in elected politics since 1975
- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi since 1987
- Senator Chuck Grassley has been in office since 1980
- Hillary Clinton just won't go away, no matter how many times she loses
Imagine a White House, US House of Representatives, and a Congress with fresh faces and fresh ideas. It's possible with an Article V Convention of States that would impose term limits for federal office holders and government officials.
They've outlived their expiration dates.